Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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qt_314 5
Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...
kAPISH 29
Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...
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Comments (79)
lechnerdy 5
You are a moron, why didn't you ask them in person. They should both dump you.
PenguinBitch 44
Obviously it isn't official until it's on Facebook, so yeah you cheated.
resplendencerino_fml 3
that is some top quality trolling from your 'last' gf. bravo
dgreen0141 2
What are you 13?
furbyface711 9
You are obviously a child so who really cares
YepThatsMeee 23
So what's the problem here. Since you were still waiting/hoping for the first girl to accept your relationship request, just go with her and let the new one down gently. If, on the other hand, you wanted both of them equally, then you probably deserve neither.
Dusty_Busters 15
Or you could just talk to them like a human being...
insomniac8400 13
FIVE BILLION DOLLARS OF MONEY SAYS THIS KID IS 12
JBrownie123 24
Are you 12 by any chance, George?
grossn 12
I'm pretty sure OP means that he initially asked the girl out in person AND THEN requested them on Facebook. When he broke up with her and got with another girl, the ex accepted the request.
CheeseHater 23
No, none of this makes any sense. She wouldn't have accepted the invite if that were to happen, the guy is a complete moron and the most socially ****** character in all of existence, asking out girls by sending them relationship invites on facebook. Even worse may be that two, at least, have responded positively.
lashes_to_ashes 14
You asked her out... By sending her a Facebook relationship request? What is wrong with you. And if you asked her out and then sent a Facebook relationship request, what is wrong with you?