Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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qt_314 5
Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...
kAPISH 29
Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...
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Comments (79)
tek55 3
You are a complete moron. Part of me wants you to be 12 so your parents can be blamed for teaching you to think that requesting relationship statuses as a means of establishing a title with no substantiating human interaction is acceptable. It's more of a FML if you're 30 and don't see the error of your ways, now that's a double entendre FML
cheymann 4
Wow!! You must be a fag! Or have no balls to ask out a girl in person! That's so gay to ask over Facebook!!!
AgentClassyPants 9
I don't even know how that's possible.... And I think you should be sterilized.
thepokemonkid 9
Are you a Middle Schooler?
AlexRen 21
CatFish!!!!!
kalbrek009 20
There's something really wrong & needy about you if you are asking girls out on FB period & even more so..if you've never actually met them in person...I'd suggest some therapy to get to the root of your issues before trying to start any relationship....almost sounds as if you have "mommy" issues..just saying.
cmbar831 14
Why is everything over Facebook now?
opoopu 8
This FML is just strange.
mgrabi01 10
How old are you people?!? This sounds like something that would happen in middle school. Sheesh. I hate reading FML's like this.
caysters 12
You deserve it. Grow some balls and ask them out in PERSON! If your idea of asking a girl out is sending a request through Facebook, then you need to stop dating.
vbmg152 19
Amen!!