Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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qt_314 5
Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...
kAPISH 29
Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...
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Comments (79)
hullingergr 7
Why the hell did you ask them out over Facebook? Be a man bro, do it in person. Even my first girlfriend that I got in 6th grade I asked in person
J_C_maldonado 9
That's why relationships should be "Facebook official" keep the Internet out of it
chica349 3
Maybe this is a sign you should grow a pair and actually ask girls out to their faces. YDI.
cenafreak13 7
I get it. So, his last girlfriend and him were together. He sent her the relationship request on Facebook but she hadn't been on for however long. They broke up and later he got a new girlfriend. He forgot to cancel the request though and she finally answered the request so it looks like he's a player, but really it's bad timing.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
But if they'd broken up, why would she then accept his relationship request?
iateapenguin 27
So wait... was OP still dating the last girl too? It can't have been that long ago if she only just accepted the relationship request.
miss_amphetamine 24
What seriously
rupertajm90 15
everyone on this website is shoot first.... what if he never officially cancelled his relationship request and this other girl accepted it as some silly prank.... so op FYL and YDI
randybryant799 21
I'm getting the feeling you're using the word girlfriend quite loosely here. It sounds like you just started dating.
metroido 21
I’m going to not say YDI if you asked this girl out years ago.