Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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qt_314 5
Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...
kAPISH 29
Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...
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Comments (79)
Dcm210 19
Ydi for not being patient.
B0u_fml 18
Plaaayyeerrr!!
Dusty_Busters 15
You ask out girls on facebook?? I really hope you're thirteen...
EvilUndead 9
While internet and social networks aren't the best way to meet new people, on the internet and social networks you get access to more people than you can possibly meet in real life. So if you have social network profile, it makes sense to use it to ask somebody out or get acquainted with somebody.
WhatYouMean 4
This kid is probably under the age of 14
xRezSynn 15
Who asks through facebook?
octopussperm125 18
The way you say "new girlfriend" makes it sound like u go through 'em quick, i dont know if id consider her your gf
fallenangel72 7
Lol George Washington
CoyoteOldOne 17
Do not make "relationship requests" over Facebook or any other electronic media. Don't write a letter or use a telephone either. Do these things in person.
peggi 2
maybe its just me but shouldnt you actually be IN a relationship prior to setting that as your status? I would be creeped out if someone sent me that request and we werent dating...
Albixr 8
...you know you can cancel those, right?