Today, I got a new girlfriend. Unfortunately, the last girl I asked out just responded to my relationship request on Facebook. It's been 4 hours, and my new girlfriend already thinks I'm cheating on her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a request to confirm our relationship on Facebook. She accepted, then changed her screen name into "His Hand". FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, the girl that I had a crush on for over a year, from whom I recently moved on from, told me that she likes me. I’m dating a new girl. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, I changed my Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship." The girl is made up and the picture is from Google. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
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qt_314 5
Did you ask these girls out over Facebook...
kAPISH 29
Wait... did you ask her out by a relationship status on FACEBOOK?! What has the world come to...
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Comments (79)
vbmg152 19
YDI! Try meeting a real girl & asking her out! FB is a cop out! Oh, next time ask one at a time! You should watch "Catfish" on MTV.
buddy51 23
Well, after all, you are,aren't you?
elizabeth713 8
Haha what are you, 12? You should have used your brain and deleted the request before asking out girl number 2... Durrr
kittenmeownyan 18
How far apart were these two girls that you asked out
viper8608 9
relationship request on facebook? what the hell.
chuckles1 3
You are destined to lead a life of celibacy for you philandering ways....
EvilUndead 9
IMO, online relationship request doesn't count. Or shouldn't count. Unless you met in real life, it is not real.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
The way I'm reading this, it's like you asked out several girls at the same time... did it not occur to you that something like this might happen? Are you that desperate to be in a relationship? And hell did you even get to know either of these girls or was it just "she's hot, I'll ask her out"?
chinagirl3343 8
Going on one date doesn't make her your girlfriend. What are you 13? Wait, you're 13... that explains the immaturity.
melissasquires 9
Your all freaking out like oh why ask a girl out on Facebook Jesus. He asked her out in real life sent her a relationship request She probably never answered it. They broke up she accidentally or purposely accepted this request And thus making them " in a relationship" on Facebook and new girlfriend probably being a idiot gets all mad . Probably leaving him girlfriend less again