Today, I really upset my housemates when I opened my bedroom door to find them - and their friends - doing meth. At 2 a.m. on a Monday. I didn't even say anything, but it's drama and I just want to sleep. I start back at work in 4 hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I suffered a mental breakdown. I told my roommates about it, and they decided to throw a very loud party while I was sobbing in my room, unable to sleep. My Xanax prescription ran out, I have no more sick days, and I have to wake up in two hours to work a ten hour day. FML
Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML
Today, I laid in bed until 3am kept up by a house party. In my own house. Which my housemates didn't invite me to. FML
Today, it's the second night in a row when I thought, "I really need to catch up on my sleep deficit!" and instead had an even shittier night than the one before. My neighbours just started a party right under my window. FML
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML
Today, I came home, raced upstairs, and yelled to my roomie that I'd found some blow for the party tonight. It was only after he left his room and punched me that I remembered he had a virtual interview today. FML
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Top comments
D J's MOM 17
I think it's time to move.
TwoBytesCarley 27
It’s time to move. Meth is a nasty drug that can cause paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations, and destroy the part of the brain that helps with reasoning and empathy. I have personally seen how fast people can turn unrecognizable from using it. Lock your bedroom door any minute you are away from it. If you have any sentimental or valuable items, move them off site, either to a friend or family member you trust or a bank or storage unit. I promise you, your things will start to disappear. And start looking for a new place!
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D J's MOM 17
I think it's time to move.
RichardPencil 32
Why were they doing meth in your bedroom, and why weren't you in you bed if you have work at 6am? Or were you on the other side? Confused.
amd21905 9
They were in YOUR bedroom? Time to move or throw their ass out. The trouble you can get it not to mention people being in your private area! Hell no!
TwoBytesCarley 27
It’s time to move. Meth is a nasty drug that can cause paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations, and destroy the part of the brain that helps with reasoning and empathy. I have personally seen how fast people can turn unrecognizable from using it. Lock your bedroom door any minute you are away from it. If you have any sentimental or valuable items, move them off site, either to a friend or family member you trust or a bank or storage unit. I promise you, your things will start to disappear. And start looking for a new place!
mccuish 25
Move out of immediately