Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today. I checked my messages. No one has texted in three days and I have twelve friend contacts but it's Gmail. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML
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ForestFire0 1
Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying
Toni818 0
If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.
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Comments (64)
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I agree. Saying stuff like that is really annoying /: and you're totally putting them on the spot... like those chain emails saying "FORWARD THIS IF WE'RE REALLY REAL FRAANDS! IF I DON'T GET IT BACK ILL TAKE THE HINT..." It's like, we love you... but no. :3
alwaysalady 0
I don't think you have any friends. Enjoy your phone.
_Naboo_ 0
"Today, I checked my email and it was this annoying dude asking for my cell number, saying he got a new phone. I don't even have any classes with him at school or talk to him. FML"
Vaetrus 0
Give them more than 10 seconds. Seriously. If you wanted immediate response, you should have sent it to the hobo who uses the library computer.
canucksrule88 0
i think his phone broke
bugmenotmofo 34
haha you are such a loser
ogloc 0
lol, your friends hate you. It's AN EMAIL, GIVE EM TIME YOU TIT
Dcvictorious 0
LOL who the **** actually checks their Emails, assuming that someone has Emailed them, I'm assuming your still young as you still have friends, well maybe not judging that no-one wants you to have their phone number, you must be very annoying and one of those ppl who sends one worders- like Hi, that no-one can be asked to reply to so you get upset and say why are you ignoring me.....You know what, I hate you too.
Me27 0
YDI for phrasing it that way.
frances_wenjing 0
Did you text your name in the message? I believe i'll delete this kind of message if it is from an unknown number and didn't tell me who you are
aaaaa12345_fml 0
you must be retarded. he said he sent an EMAIL. and how the **** could he send a text without their numbers?
switchgurl20 17
you can send an email with your phone number dude if you have the package. if you dont believe me, join itsmy.com and you will see them asking you to send an email from your phone to verify your phone number
xkat356 0
YDI for being so impatient. Not everyone checks their email 24/7.