Adrianna
Welcome to middle age
Today, I pulled a shoulder muscle opening my front door. How are your thirties going? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Eric
Let's grow old together
Today, I stood up wrong from the toilet, leading to me pulling a muscle in both of my thighs, just above the knees. This made me feel old, and even older when I immediately remembered this website from when I was still young. I'm 29 now. FML
j4y
Canada
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
ThisGuy97
United States
Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML
foreveralone15
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
jack
Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Jeff just jeff
The first step is the hardest
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
IHaveTwoOwies
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Not my day
Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML
metalmeow
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
I have a heart condition, a thyroid condition, bad joints, and need surgery on both feet for bunions. I’m 31. Thanks for asking! Hope your shoulder gets better.
RichardPencil 32
I don't really remember my 30s much. I had to have had them to get to the advanced age I am!
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cacheson 42
I have a heart condition, a thyroid condition, bad joints, and need surgery on both feet for bunions. I’m 31. Thanks for asking! Hope your shoulder gets better.
RichardPencil 32
I don't really remember my 30s much. I had to have had them to get to the advanced age I am!
cuz803 46
Not there yet but I'm assuming my 30s will be great in terms of physical health. I am an athlete after all.
metroido 21
You think that’s bad, I pulled a muscle when I was 13 from doing *absolutely nothing.* For the next week, I couldn’t bend over. And I exercise regularly.
kazekai8 11
I am fine in general and in my prime—still weight lifting and swimming to keep my body from atrophying due to old age.
Wadlaen 24
I'm 32, on disability benefits, still studying, so I'd say I'm doing OK...
Miss_Red 18
My 30's is going pretty good, considering. I've had insomnia for over a decade though but I've had that since I was like, 22. No aches and pains yet, knock on wood. lol
debbyman13 21
Not much better but thanks for asking
kingcrazy146 4
I'm 29. 😐 Got damn it.