Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today. I checked my messages. No one has texted in three days and I have twelve friend contacts but it's Gmail. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML
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Top comments
ForestFire0 1
Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying
Toni818 0
If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.
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Comments (64)
zack767 0
if no one sent a MSG back then the emails probaly failed
teiso_fml 0
How long have you waited before them responding?
twifan1901 0
Obviously he waited like 5 minutes then had a panic attack when no one replied
beertime36 0
you deserved for being lazy. so, you tell them to give you their number if they want to be contacted? why are you complaining? you gave them the choice and it sounds so arrogant of you the way you wrote that. The only simple and easy way to get their numbers was: "hey *name*, give me your phone number, i have a new cell."
DrMorbid 0
Look up the word "please" in a dictionary and try to use it.
Occ12 0
How about you go to the cell phone provider and pay their fee and they transfer you contacts into the phone
Dynoblaze 1
you create facebook groups for these things lol
Passerbye 0
Dude just learn to be patient. People have lives outside of you.
greg2001 4
Why would you say something like that?? It sounds very blatant indeed!
lol_u_loser 0
lol u loser.... you deserve that
cxal_fml 0
There is no way I'd respond to something that rude