Today, I got a new cell phone. I was unable to retrieve my old contact list from my old phone, so I sent out a mass email asking my friends to "Give me your contact info, unless you don't want me to text/call you!" No one is responding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
Today, feeling festive, I sent everyone on my phone's contact list a holiday message. Almost everyone replied back "who's this?" FML
Today, I sent out an email asking people to contact me if they were not on our group's email list yet so that I could add them. I sent it out to the group list. They were quite amused. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today. I checked my messages. No one has texted in three days and I have twelve friend contacts but it's Gmail. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my cell phone broke. It wouldn't even turn on. I went online to access my account so that I could order a new phone. I couldn't remember my password. The phone company had an option of "forgot my password". Upon clicking I get a message saying "Your password will be sent to your phone". FML
Today, while filling out some medical forms, I was asked for an emergency contact. I realized I didn't have anyone who would actually care enough to be my contact. FML
Today I went to the bus station to pick up a lost phone. Even after calling ahead the day before, I was turned away because I hadn't e-mailed. The website says to call and doesn't list an e-mail. I still don't have the phone. FML
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Top comments
ForestFire0 1
Clearly, your friends don't want you to text or call them. You must be annoying
Toni818 0
If you didn't put your name at the end of that statement then I probably wouldn't have responded either.
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Comments (64)
Mauskau 36
umm.. copy every number down from your old phone onto your new one takes a while unless you have 5 contacts
john_bell 0
YDI for not sucking off that man on the train
Mauskau 36
wtf
blalien 0
Why didn't you manually transfer your contacts from your old phone?
Exiro2 0
YDI for thinking that everyone will give away their personal information via E-Mail without thinking twice. That being said, that makes it also not a FML at all. It means your friends aren't stupid. You, however, probably are.
jessxoxo28 5
ur probably got to wait a little. or ur friends dont like u
Amysbodybetrayal 0
When I get a new phone I just transfer them manually. Not everyone is fast to reply to emails, and either way I don't have to go through the hassle of asking people for numbers again or saying "Who is this?" when they text/call my new phone.
haha65 0
this doesnt make any sense because if they didnt have there contacts how could they send a mass message. wowwww! this is why MLIA is wayy beteer then FML. you guys are dumb!
RockyMountainGal 0
Actually YOU are the dumb one! The OP wrote a mass EMAIL to their friends- not a text message that would require their phone contact info! Perhaps you should go back to middle school and learn some basic English comprehension?
neji218 6
Well who responds to emails anymore anyway? Try facebook or something if you have it
neji218 6
Haha65- he says he EMAILS them you twat. Pay attention
Superh3ro 0
yup pretty much no one likes you. not even tom from myspace.