Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
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kaprookie 3
Shit! I knew i sent that letter to the wrong person, Sorry OP.
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
That sucks! Maybe it was somone messing with you, if they know u like her... Kids can be dicks to eachother...
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Comments (66)
livetodisco 0
Even if you don't think you'll have a shot with her now, you should try to explain your side. You still don't want her thinking you're a creep. Or worse...telling other people you are.
ellemk 0
Daaaaaaang. That truly, truly sucks.
LifeIsCruelFML 0
LOL DAMN THAT SUCKS
macskapingvin 0
Ahhhhh... you meant to give that letter to her sister, didn't you?
koji8123 0
pick a best friend and beat them up.
Kirsteeeeen 6
I guess someone who knew you liked her thought they would do it to annoy you. Or they like the girl themselves :3
varkey 7
uh... tell her that? FYL though
fruityloopz 4
i would have called her back and said "Dont you ever talk to ME or even look at ME ever again because CLEARLY you are mistaken. i never wrote you a letter, nor did i ever consider due to your snobbish, uptight behavior. get over yourself. bitch." that is all.
fml98kevin 4
I should probably stop sending random txt messeges... lol jk I'm so sry I know how it feels :(
thecheesynacho 0
Try and explain that you didn't write her a letter, and to prove it give her an example of your handwriting and hope it doesnt look like the letters handwriting.