Today, I got a message from the girl I like. She told me to never speak to her again and not even look at her any more. Apparently the letter I wrote to her was perverted, vile and nasty. I never wrote her a letter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
Today, I found a love letter in my mail. It was from a girl I met at a bar few weeks ago. I never gave her my address or last name. I guess I have a stalker now. FML
Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
Today, I wrote the girl I love a long, gushy letter to convince her to be with me instead of her abusive ex. Later on, I asked her what she thought. She said she can't read cursive. She chose the ex. FML
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I was feeling really horny. I decided to send dirty texts to my girlfriend. I sent the first and she didn't reply, so I sent more and more and then I got one back saying 'Stay away from my little girl.' FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I learned that my 11 year-old daughter wrote a love letter to her teacher. Cute, right? It was an incredibly graphic letter where she asked him to "abduct her and chain her up in his basement." I now must find her a new school and a therapist. FML
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kaprookie 3
Shit! I knew i sent that letter to the wrong person, Sorry OP.
TckleMePinkFloyd 0
That sucks! Maybe it was somone messing with you, if they know u like her... Kids can be dicks to eachother...
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Comments (66)
pipipiyo 12
dude.. just go up and tell her. xD
tatang93 0
lol. i thought at first it said you got a massage from her.
LittleMonsterSam 5
then she's obviously dumb. so maybe something good came out of this you know now that you can MOVE ON and GET OVER IT and find a smarter girl.
FantasticFin 0
what about this fml would make you think that's she's dumb?
Cyosaric 0
yer prity smurt !
Falken45 0
maybe u were drunk and wrote it. remember now?
vashthestampede 0
wow you really pulled a charlie Gordon didn't you?
xItaliax 0
Lmao, a Charlie Gordon :) nice job OP.
dorkasaurusROAR 7
Flowers for Algernon? :)
BunnySlippers 6
Damn I remember that book!
pinkypig312 0
aww sad.
mrmerino 0
uh, sounds like you should explain that you didn't send her a letter
Mentalpigeon 0
...tell her that you didn't write a letter? Jeez.
demo320 0
i had a similar thing happen to me.
rattusrattus 19
Ah. Yes. Sorry about that. Cup of tea?