Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
zawa_kitty 0
Nerds are hot. I see no problem here. =w=
coyoteGenocide 0
you get what you get and you don't throw a fit. can that even apply here?
blacksswan 10
Girls need to start searching for guys with goals and craving for success because ten years from now "swag" wont pay your bills. Go for it OP! He might turn out to be the sweetest person ever. & it won't kill you to give him a chance. :) & if you don't you MIGHT end up regretting it or maybe not..
idragosani 17
Don't knock the nerds! They make the best boyfriends/girlfriends! Plus they know how to fix stuff.
toshaama 0
Shit happens?...
Slimma 20
Well OP you know if you don't think he is... you can either just decline or delete the message. It doesn't take a genius/nerd to figure out how to reply to a message in such a matter.
DocBastard 40
I've calculated that there's a 0.085% chance that anyone will read this since it's so far down the list, but **** it. Some of us nerds take a little while to grow into our bodies and learn how to talk to people. I was in my 20's before I figured out how to talk to women, which coincidentally is when I met Mrs. Bastard. Now 15 years and two kids later, I think I'm doing just fine. it drives my crazy that so many high school children (yes, CHILDREN) are so obsessed with how people see then rather than how people treat them. OP when you get out into the real world, you'll change how you think quickly.
rosemary_fml 5
I agree with you, but I think that there's an underlying challenge/problem that men face when talking to women (compounded by the fact that most women don't realize it themselves). It is this--women have to gauge and place the men in their lives in at least one of two categories: Threat or Non-Threat. They have to decide, and usually do it quickly, if the man standing next to them could or would in someway harm them. It's a subconscious thing and as much as we like to pretend that sexism no longer exists, the violence towards women that has been going on since the dawn of time, is still ocurring all the time today. Therefore, unfortunately, when a man ( or in this case, an adolescent male) presents himself as anything but "normal", he is already throwing himself into the potential Threat category.
perdix 31
My main problem in high school is that I would get fixated on one girl at a time and wouldn't consider dating anyone else. I was way too serious back then.
Iknoweverything 29
Doc, I am inclined to agree with you. I'm dating a nerd, who does happen to be a little eccentric and a little bit older. What I've found is that he's less of a jerk, and more of a man despite his sensitivity. Oh, and the fact that he wasn't aware that his penis was freaking huge was kind of nice too... I get a lot more effort in bed with a lot less ego. I can't say all nerds have huge penises, but I DO think they give a hell of a lot more to their women in order to make up for some of the awkward social skills.
PandaLoverXD 12
Don't people decide on how to treat you by how they see you? I.E. If they see you're a jerk they treat you badly?
ArielTheMermaid 17
Wow........
sporkman 0
I highly doubt that the nerd will become a pimp..
tonygar 17
Remember, Bill Gates was a nerd, look at him now! one of the worlds richest people...