Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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HandsomeRatch 20
Okay, I'll probably get thumbed down for this: but I kinda think this is a tad weird. He's never talked to her before, yet he knows for sure she's his "ideal mate"? Hokay then.
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Every think that maybe it took him a while to get up the guts to say something to her?
HandsomeRatch 20
Yes, and even then he should've said it differently. Seriously, "ideal mate"?
HandsomeRatch 20
Sorry for the second reply, but I also have to say this: He's never talked to her before, yet he knows for sure that she's the one? What did he base that conclusion on? He's never talked to her before, so how does he know for sure that their personalities would match? Did he base it on her intelligence (heard she has good marks, ...)? Based on things he HEARD about her? I'm probably reading too much into this, but yeah. He's a weird kid for this imo.
CovertRuskie 0
Maybe he has talked to her more than what OP suggests. But it doesn't matter even if that's not true cause this is a high school CRUSH. There are plenty of people who I've liked in high school who I didn't even know. I was not as forward as the "nerd" in the FML but I still liked somebody whom I had never talked to but had just seen. So I don't see anything wrong with this...at all.
HandsomeRatch 20
Yeah, but I hope that you weren't like "Omg, see that person there? Yeah, he's totally The One for me. We should make babies now. What did you say? No I never talked to him before, lol u so silly!". But even then I personally don't get how you could get a crush on someone who you've never talked to before. Oh well, can't help feelings. (but still)
Mimosa2 1
Hey you never know!! Maybe he is and unless you give him a chance you won't know. Check his profile and his pictures,but anyway GOOD LUCK!!!!:)
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
Who knows he might be the next Steve Jobs or Bill Gates. Don't let him being a nerd, make you not want to give him a chance. Who knows you may actually like him. So give the nerd a chance. That's unless you are too worried about your hs reputation. Because, you know those pesky hs reputations will follow you your whole life and everything. *note the sarcasm*
m1grande 3
I agree most people dont give "nerds"( aka not total dumbasses) a chance because they are not popular in a" food chain" full of potheads and jocks.
EduJav321 24
Be flattered but dont hesitate to unfriend
Fmlsea 28
Least u know someone wants u
JZ_156 0
Awww
BlueHue 0
That's great! Smart people, or "nerds", can be very nice people. Give it a go, you might regret it otherwise...
catharsis5 9
I just know that I'm watching too much The Big Bang Theory when the first thought that came to my head is "that sounds like something Sheldon Cooper would do." and aww... somebody with a lot of guts is seriously considering you as his wife. It's so sweet.
DustyStorm 16
Hahaha! Me too! Lovin that show!
wittygirl 8
Dude if he's rich go for it!
perdix 31
He is a genius, so he must have gotten the correct answer. You should accept his solution and start pumping out genius babies with him. In a world where it's getting harder to get by as a dumb-ass, you ought to jump at the chance to give your offspring the advantage of high intelligence. And true geniuses are very curious. If you demand that he attain and perfect certain sexual skills, he will be happy to learn and accommodate you. Sounds like a win-win to me! ;)
wayfan 5
Only a true fellow nerd can analyze like this. Bravo and well done, sir.