Today, I’m a 28 year-old single mom who has never has never experienced an orgasm. This sucks. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as a 26 year-old woman, I had my first orgasm. I gave it to myself. None of my long-term relationships even came close. For almost 26 years I thought I would never have one. FML
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Today, I've reached the age as a sexless loser where my family no longer tells me to find a "single lady" but rather a "single mother". Thanks for reminding me everyone else had fun in their twenties. FML
Today, I'm 26-year-old woman and I've never had a date for Valentine's Day, never been on a date, or received flowers. This pandemic makes me think I never will. FML
Today, I'm 22 year-old woman, and my entire family thinks something is wrong with me because I've never been in a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I realized I'm a failure as a man. It's been 17 years since a woman even touched me. I grew up fatherless, have completely lost hope for any chance of a wife or kids. I'm 35 and never been in a relationship. I'm a complete failure because of all this, and have become a monster. FML
Today, it's now exactly one year until I turn 30 and I’ve never been with a woman before. I know that it’s over for me. FML
Today, I realized how fucked I am (not). I'm a 26 year-old virgin waiting for love. No guy my age wants someone inexperienced. The older I get, the more ridiculous I feel. I masturbate way more often than I should and it's like my body is screaming for intimacy. I don't know WTF to do. Maybe I'll be the next 40 year-old virgin. FML
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Top comments
LostSoul 20
You need to learn to satisfy yourself before any man can.
sajupt 17
you have fingers for a reason. use them!
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sajupt 17
you have fingers for a reason. use them!
DrSamba 7
Happy birthday!
YayorNay93 8
Asaasss
LostSoul 20
You need to learn to satisfy yourself before any man can.
rigsby663 5
Usually I only donate to scientific institutions, but desperate times call for desperate measures.
icalledhisname 12
I agree with what someone else said. Some women need to teach themselves how to have an ****** before they can ****** with someone else, and it takes practice. Google some “how to” articles and get to it!
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like your finger game is pretty weak. Buy a vibrator to git 'er done. Thinking of Larry the Cable Guy will probably help.
JackWood 21
Did you just wake up out of a coma?
GamerChickxoxo 16
Some women dont or cant, some people have trouble mentally getting there. I really recommend getting a haitachi wand,usually that does it for women within a minute,i personally have bought them for a few ex lovers, and have recommended them to friends. Pinkcherry has a 30% off code(FALL30)/sale right now and amazon also carries them -links below $80 -30% their lip balm is also worth ordering, or the 18" crystal jellies ***** https://www.pinkcherry.ca/collections/shop-by-brand-vibratex/products/the-original-magic-wand
fjvitt 14
Sometimes you have to take things into your own hands...
Ali Urias 5
if fingers don't work, you should try buying a Bullet Vibrator to play with your clit. it always works for me.