Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
Jenglish17 0
You've never even talked to him and your going by the fact people call him nerds, if it where me I would be "FMLING" over the fact that his message was creepy. Could be a nice guy, straight forward. No bullshit that's always good ... Nice one OP
cutieee27 3
ignore him an just try to make him jealouse of u an another guy thats wat im doin it works
The_Hitdude 12
You sound like a shallow bitch. And very apparently, you can't spell either. *jealous *and *you *what *doing There is no way you are in a serious relationnship if that is your thinking process
OctoberRainfall 13
why would that do anyone any favours?
Jaythe1st 1
Remember, Bill Gates was the school nerd/genius.
Shadow_Phantom 26
^This. @116: You sound like a bitch. :|
kristienna 3
"Nerds" tend to be the most honest and genuine guys. Plus if he's really smart, he'll likely end up being very successful. I absolutely love geeks myself, they're way more interesting and you can learn a lot from them.
cinder2theblock 0
Lol a little straight forward but give him a chance
RadioOctopus 16
1: nerds are amazing im crazy attracted to them, always have been 2 WHATS WRONG WITH SOCIETY TODAY why would you not want to date a genious/smart person HOW exactly is that a fyi? inswear i dont want to have children if this is what the world is like.. disgusting.. it depresses me..
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um, that's fine you're attracted to nerds... a lot of people I know are. That said, you don't find what this nerd said the least bit creepy or weird? Personally I'd be a bit weirded out especially since he'd never talked to me before that.
RadioOctopus 16
well yeah i know i just couldnt get over the comments :/
Techtacular 0
Hey, at least he has the guts to say something!
eilef 2
Atleast his calculations chose you ;)
meirasanya 10
I have no problems with nerds. In fact, I'm marrying one. But FYL cos that is just creepy and slightly stalkerish. Although, depending on how "nerdy" he is, that might be his idea of uber romantic.
MallDestroyer 4
At least if you do decide to get with him and stay he will be rich and you won't have to work at all