Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I was messaged by a great guy I went to college with, and he was telling me how stupid he had been for not asking me out in college and about how much he had liked me. After talking for 30 minutes about trying to get together soon, he told me that he had mistaken me for someone else. FML
Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy, and unfriended me from Facebook. FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML
Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I got a Facebook message from a cute guy I used to work with. He admitted to liking me, and when I asked why we never hung out, he told me that my dad, his boss at the time, threatened every guy I have ever worked with. FML
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Top comments
Sweetheart34 2
be flattered! at least you have someone. he might be your boss some day...
Pelreskovich 11
That's an honor. Nerds united!
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Comments (478)
punkkitteh1 0
Be happy, I mean, he IS smart.
silver848 6
Most smart kids in my school are attractive. Not including me :/
skyenoelle 15
Hopefully he wasn't serious, because that's the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Maybe he was hacked? Just ask him in person if he really sent that, and if he did than maybe you should avoid talking to him..
EricaCookies 0
He could actually be a really nice guy.
skyenoelle 15
Yeah, true. In that case she should get to know him better.
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Right, everyone knows the nice guys always get friend-zoned..
uprising_fml 0
yeah but then, lots of times, they step out of the friend zone and become more. that is how my boyfriend was for me. just a really good friend who soon became the love of my life. :)
DEMACIA_fml 6
Remember, #19, "Nice guys finish last..."
Lovers_in_Japan 1
291- nigahiga ftw
anjtrg_1112 23
I say go for it, he'll be rich someday!
xxSLURPMExx 10
Gold digger.
pyrt93 4
umn he's smart which means he has a higher possibility of getting a great job that will keep you away from poverty and also i heard they are the best in bed
64ponygirl 1
Yes, they are :D.
Mannie27 0
Unless hes the cartoon kinda nerd meaning replete of freckles buggers and tremendously huge glasses and pimples accept and embrace him :)
XmyviolentheartX 13
Boogers? Lol.
ladyLALAA 29
"School genius nerd" sounds like you need some educating anyway. Think yourself lucky he'll probably be REALLY rich someday..
punkkitteh1 0
I believe OP said "school genius/nerd" which is basically an and/or situation and it sounds educated enough to me.
ToasterStrudelz 4
School genius nerd? Good job. Surprising he'd find a redundant dumb ass to be his ideal mate. Also, how is this an FML? You should be honored. Us smart people normally don't fraternize with the likes of you.
ladyLALAA 29
I thumbed you up because we posted pretty much the same thing at the same time. Twinning!
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Split personalities? Or do you just talk to yourself in a nonsensical way?..
ladyLALAA 29
Wow, I am tripping. I swear I posted this on a different post, which I now can't find..
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Schizophrenia?
ladyLALAA 29
No, the voices told me to do it..
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
How did 68 come before 29? 0.o
MaaaanWTF 1
As long as he isn't a creep this isn't really a FML. It's more of a compliment. I hope OP was polite too. People these days don't have any manners.
xsterlingsilverx 5
I see nothing wrong with dating a genius. Why not give him a shot?
thebob6 0
Says the cat lady
xbella 8
aww! I love nerds, be flattered, there's not many smart people left out there.
RadioOctopus 16
practicly NONE where im at. if i hadnt already found my match id jump once i got the chance, smart is an AMAZING thing, it dissapoints me to no end that this is an fml