Today, I got a call from a man yelling and cursing at me, calling me a "selfish no-life asshole" for getting his "baby girl" pregnant. I'm 29 and she is 27 and we have been married for 3 years. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband admitted to getting his side chick (who I didn't know about) pregnant. If that wasn't bad enough, he actually had the nerve to call me a "selfish bitch" for wanting a divorce and refusing to help raise the kid once it's born. FML
Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me for "ruining our family's reputation" because I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the "girl" for 8 years. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, my mother-in-law screamed at the top of her lungs in front of our friends and family that I was stealing her baby away from her. I'd only suggested we go home because he had a migraine. Her baby is 24 years-old and has been married to me for a year. FML
Today, this guy I've been dating for a few months freaked out and called his mom crying, because I told him I might be pregnant with his baby. He is 27. I haven't even taken a pregnancy test yet. FML
Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML
Today, I told my parents I was pregnant. They yelled at me until I started crying. I'm 31, married, and I have a good paying job. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML
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Fx13mz 7
Name the baby after him. Then it's all good.
TheRealHouse 7
Just apologize and explain that you usually cum on her face but you decided to try something different. He will understand.
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Comments (156)
heyitscandace 9
well despite that annoyingness from you in-law, congrats!(:
Rednomad 5
That was her pimp on the phone, cussed u out for got his 'moneymaker' pregnant. I'm guessing it's pimp or her secret admirer. It's possible that she went behind ur back and bitched abt u. Naw, I'm so wrong.
s10biker 1
restraining order?
smexehXredhead0 0
What a prick of a grandpa the child will have. **** the kid's life.
RoseCrystal 17
1. was he drunk? 2. was he aware that you were married?
imsnake 0
I guess he want to have kids with you guys
kimmi41509 10
awwww. sucks. :/
KnucklesDeep 5
Tell him his baby girl likes to take it in the ass. And be descriptive.
knockoutmouse 8
I wish I could like this multiple times.
Millman_fml 9
Wow. He's an asshole. He NEEDS to learn how to let go of his "baby girl"
pink_raindrops 26
I think he needs to learn to let go more. Usually parents have to do that when they go to college or move out because they see less of them. If she stayed super close with him afterwards thats good, but she might want to give him time to realize she's living her life.