Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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Top comments
nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
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Comments (90)
rrowley90 0
Welcome to my world buddy! I live in Maryland and the state tries to pull crap like that all the time.
basketball03 0
go to court
member0987654321 0
#1 lmfao but serious. like so many ******* scams. every time i use a debit card random companies charge me like $10 extra than the balance on the receipt, as if i wouldn't notice. fother muckers!!!!
the_grip 0
Yea, Maryland sucks. But you deserve what you got for being in the same country as it. What were you thinking.
wtfxpaigerz 0
Hey, don't feel bad. I got three tickets in the mail not too long ago for a car I sold over a year ago. Turns out the guy I sold it to never transferred the car into his name, but instead, illegally copied and distributed the plates to random people around Wisconsin.
commonsense 0
lol how do they know your drunk? no field sobriety or breathalyzers and if they did do those they would know it wasnt you. they wouldnt mail a ticket because you would be in jail
Your_Shadow 0
I think there would be a courthearing or something right?
Buzz_fml 0
all you get is a $200 ticket for drink driving? dam if ur caught drink driving here its a lose your license job for us :(
TAGM 0
I think your licence plate may have been copyied. You should call up the police over in Maryland if anymore tickets come up from over there.
NYexcuse 0
Maryland = Sh*tty State I should know; been stuck here for 18 years