Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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Top comments
nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
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Comments (90)
iheartbreak 8
wild weekend perhaps?
thevoice1998 5
i cn sooo agree my cuz was stationed there she will never in a million yrs go back haha
sammisweets93 12
Tht sucks
doglover100 29
Our cops aren't the best especially the ones that live in my county.
sacrosanct2 23
"never been pulled over for drunk driving" implying you have driven drunk, and just didn't get caught?
coolkitty154 11
I think you're reading a little too much into this, bro.
funturtle23 6
Exactly. What happens in Maryland stays in Maryland.
Lystune42 8
Normally I'd laugh and ask if maybe you had just been so super drunk that you don't remember it, but DUIs are a big bad, and there's no way you wouldn't have been arrested and taken to court so.... I'm inclined to think this is some sort of scam. I see some investigating in your future.
sexyboi1985 27
Somebody used ur ID mate
ThatOneGuyCody 2
that is a scam going around, if it were a DUI, it'd be much more substansial. that is a felony. I would be careful.
missblove 17
Oh wow hahaha sounds like someone has your identity, sir.