Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
Today, I received a notice that I'm being fined for failure to renew my Florida license. I've lived in Maryland for the last seven years and I've never had a Florida license. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I got a $200 bonus at work and was super excited about getting a plane ticket to see my family. On the way back from work I got a $300 speeding ticket. FML
Today, we got a speeding ticket in the mail with my drunk daughter's picture on it. She was waving at the camera. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket while driving to my court date for a prior speeding ticket. FML
Today, I got pulled over for violating hands-free law and not having an updated address on my driver's license. Two days ago, I got pulled over for the same reasons. Now, I have four tickets I need to deal with. FML
Today, I received a traffic ticket by mail, presumably for speeding. Not a big deal, if my car hadn't been totalled three months ago. My driver's license is expired, too. FML
Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple of blocks from the bar to my house, because I didn't want to drive drunk. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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Top comments
nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
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Comments (90)
ah_haha 0
I'm going to say YDI because I notice you said you've never been pulled over for drink driving, which is very different to saying you have never been drink driving. Maybe this is fate teaching you an easy leason to start with. Learn it!
Tall_Kid 0
haha that sucks, you were probably like WTF
pewp 5
sounds like a scam. someone might be trying to get $200 out of you.
XxRatedG 0
lol maryland is BS haha im currently in maryland =P STOP DRINKING DUMASSS
mfdd 0
You dont get a ticket for drunk driving you tool
Emrysa 1
You can contest a real out of state DUI mailed to the wrong address. Was this ticket written in crayon with a line that says fill in your credit card information here?
love_to_lose09 0
#5, I only payed 300 for a dui....... But, I did not pay it and spent a little bit in jail. Works tons better
Laitue_fml 0
What probably happened is someone in Maryland was arrested and all that fun stuff and then they mailed that person their ticket and there was so kind of big mixup with the address? Seems to me something like that would be the most logical explaination.
Scooter3 0
Hey this is a form of identity theft. You need to get it taken care of or you could end up in jail for something you didn't do. I'm serious some crook could be using your name and you don't know it. You could have other convictions you don't know about.
bread_fml 0
You obviously got very, very, VERY drunk when you went to Maryland if you don't even remember going.