Today, my roommate admitted he spent his half of the rent money on a tattoo. It's all good though, we're just gonna get evicted. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate is being evicted. Since we had some very good memories together, I was sad to come home and see all of her stuff gone...and half of my stuff, too. FML
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my roommate and I had to pay our first installment of rent. He's nowhere to be found. FML
Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML
Today, I found out my roommate gambled his portion of the rent money on Israel Adesanya. FML
Today, my roommate played a crazy April Fool's joke on me by not paying his rent this month. Good one. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, my roommate found an eviction notice on our door for unpaid rent. Our apartment building caught fire and we haven't been living there for well over a month because it was legally unlivable. Today was our first day back. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
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Top comments
XxNekoLovexX 26
It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy
emi_alejandra 23
You should also get a new roommate tbh
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Comments (47)
emi_alejandra 23
You should also get a new roommate tbh
analbeadlicker 14
No room to share with a roomate tbh
XxNekoLovexX 26
It baffles me that some people are so selfish and take other people down with them like that. **** that guy
alkanbigdick 12
What was the tattoo of?
KneelToMyPotato 18
His lover's name haha
MrSassypants 34
"Rich 4 Life"
fakedsincerity 32
It said: "No Ragrets"
Tripartita 45
It was a tiny floral pattern that would've gone fabulously with the rest of their apartment, ironically.
rockergal21 16
#homeless
xKrisSmoove 21
It was a tattoo of money
hunnykhan 11
Find a new room. And a new room mate. May you get a less douchebag. Amen! And who the fcuk thinks OP deserves it? Seriously?!
capnjacksparrow 7
Probably either psychos, sadists, or maybe just people who thought he should have picked a better roommate in the first place. Probably one of the first two though.
jvanevery 19
trolls trolls trolls dicks with no life no friends no hope trying to share the despair
ssnow_fml 20
Was it at least a cool tattoo?
IcedSapphire 27
Even if it was a cool tat, no tattoo is worth getting evicted.
H4H 15
You can find a new apartment and roommate now
meltingturtle 24
Am I the only one laughing at the username?
Queen_of_Night 20
If it was a Freddy Kruegar Tattoo, tell him I said hi! A friend just said he spent his rent money on a Freddy Kruegar Tattoo.
trucker2 33
Did his tattoo read HOMELESS
Kevin55_fml 11
That's really irresponsible; hopefully you figure things out