Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML
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Today, I got pulled over for drunk driving. This is the second time its happened. I was completely sober both times. FML
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Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
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nerbian 0
1) $200 is way low for a drunk driving offense 2) You'd be required to appear in court 3) You'd be arrested on the spot It's a scam, fool.
jeninabe 0
maybe you were just reeeeally really drunk, and don't remember driving in Maryland. eeediot.
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Comments (90)
ksk 0
maryland screws people with tickets that they don't deserve. my mom has been battling hers for years. sucks and i wish you luck!
mpshaw2011 0
Maryland is the best state in the world, minus the stupid cops.
manowar13 0
same as that other guy... that's a scam dude. drunk driving is like at least 1k fine, arrested, court, etc. -Salchicha
cullenclan 0
yeahh u need to make sum calls and fix that little problem. its probably not serious though.
17Master 0
Drunk driving = Arrested, not a ticket. That ticket is a scam.
Cjilgott 0
Impaired Driving is a criminal offence in Maryland, you would not receive a ticket for $200 in the mail. It is a mandatory arrestable offence. I can only think of two possible scenarios here: 1) you are full of shit and making this up. 2) you are being scammed and falling for it. Either way, you're a ******* idiot.
24788 7
It was probably a scam. Go to the nearest police station.
that_guy_you_are 0
YDI for drunk driving in Maryland.
joshinaround 0
So don't pay it.
esklstar 0
haha. but that sucks call em tell em. ur identity could have been stolen. or someone just said your name and where u live it could be your own brother!! lol