Anonymous
United States
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
AnonThoughts
Fighting fit
Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML
soundslikeadumbcommentersituation
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Brampton, Canada
Hear this?
Today, while in my backyard, I had some insane gastric distress. I let out a fart so powerful that it made me yelp in pain, and left my asshole numb. A second later, I heard a cough come from over my neighbor's fence. I had to quietly limp back into my house in shame. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
fat and alone
Birmingham, United States
Today, I figured I needed to go on a diet when I discovered I could make farting noises with my neck. FML
Discipl
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Waterloo, Canada
Eat more fibre
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Twang
Today, I stretched really hard when I woke up, only to feel something twang. This was followed by a really sharp pain. Thinking I'd given myself a hernia, I got up to check myself in the mirror, and was repulsed by the bulge I saw hanging out of my gut. Then I realised it was just my own flab. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Better safe than sorry
Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML
clitorasaurus
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Canada
Many such cases
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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luke1995fg 10
How did you manage to do that???
neverdrinkSODA 12
don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally
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Comments (133)
DailyTrollSlayer 4
Man you need some bean-o. Hernia protection edition!
DocBastard 40
Can I please clear something up here? Your fart didn't cause the hernia. The hernia was there before, and doing the Val Salva maneuver (straining against a closed glottis) increased your intra-abdominal pressure and forced something (fat, bowel, etc) through a defect in your abdominal wall that was already there.
Superstitious 6
FML is so educational
l0v3p4in 7
DocBastard just owned OP. FYL twice over OP for your FML, then having Doc brutally tear it to shreds.
witchdoctor1 9
Doc. I know your probably like a genius, but uh could you speak It in simpler terms?
sougstad 7
Don't over exert yourself now ya hear? Would wanna shart yourself too!
SGRanger 1
Don't force to fart, you may even get piles plus hernia.
lexex1 4
The short fmls are always the best..
KiddNYC1O 22
Dritto a il punto.
Superstitious 6
Exept when you're trying to select them on an iPhone :/
groupleader 7
That is why you lift (and in your case, fart) with your legs...bahahaha
erockinthesuburb 17
That must've been a massive fart! Did you eat Indian food for lunch?
Swiftly 0
Herni-ouch
Conasaur 8
How's that working for you OP?
hamtaro331 0
My grandpa died from a hernia. Watch out