Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
ashleyylove3 22
Never give men ultimatums.
andrewcpu 8
Minecraft over sex? Nice choice
Derpato 8
Like me
6demon6spawn6 12
why would you get in the way of minecraft? dumb wench.
FMLMaximus 23
Ha. This makes me want to go play Minecraft! Maybe you should start plating with him so you can understand how awesome it is :)
dovehigh 15
If I was given an ultimatum like that I would have picked minecraft too, mostly to prove a point. If you are at a point where ultimatums are your go to thing then you need to have a serious talk. Those are only ok when it's a "It's me or the hookers/drugs/child ****" situation, not some piddley little video game. Ultimatum= ultimate situation, get it?
amitilin 11
Nice to see a man with his priorities straight.
aquila0989 7
YDI for trying to use sex as a reward it always backfires.
kevinsagirl2323 8
your husband is a loser
zoelog 10
thats not an ultimatum, that's a choice. you don't even know what the word means. ydi