Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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Comments (424)
evhrocks876 4
Handjob while minecraft would BLOW HIS MIND
That1One1Chick 24
I'm a girl and I still gotta say that, Video Games are ******* awesome and mine craft rocks. I'd choose video games over sex anyway. Considering my Xbox just broke a week ago cause my crazy ass girlfriend broke it.
DarthVader77 9
So would I just to show who is a boss around here. Not that I care for a game. If girls think they can control us with sex, they are soooooo wrong!
redhedsaysrawr 18
Never give a man a choice with a y sort of video game, they will always choose it over you.
miniski5 11
You cant argue with minecraft
sweetypieluvsyou 9
Minecraft is awesome! If he didn't choose minecraft thats when you should be worried
ButlerOfChaos 7
Ask him if he can teach you to play minecraft, it is the best experience you will ever have.
The_Casanova 8
No lie I told one my friends this would be him in the future.
rubyliu8420 7
Do u know what an ultimatum is? Cuz that's just giving him options.
chrisstachon 30
you can't say no to minecraft