Today, I gave my husband an ultimatum: either he could have sex with me or play Minecraft. Needless to say, he spent the rest of the evening playing Minecraft. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shoved my tits in my boyfriend's face, but he chose to continue playing Minecraft. FML
Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I reached that point in our relationship where just a simple phone conversation was too boring. His idea to spice things up? Playing Minecraft together. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML
Today, my spouse made it clear that they would rather play video games than be intimate with me. I've tried everything, but get nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. All of the sudden, he whispered in my ear, "Do you want to hear a Minecraft joke?" FML
Today, I promised my husband "unlimited butthole access" if he'd get off his video games and help me with my homework. He pointed out that this was the fourth time I'd promised him that, and that since I never followed through the last three times, he wouldn't be doing a thing. Well, shit. FML
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Antoine_Dodson 0
Correction: he's a creeper.
XplicitJesus 4
im guessing you havent either?
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aninalcruelty 0
What server does he play
WolfAttac 0
I'd pick minecraft too j/s :)
Aimskool 10
Sadly, I know how that feels.
AmandaBrown11 1
Ultimatums are dumb and generally harmful for a relationship, but if you wanted to have sex right then (and weren't just trying to be annoying and get his attention any way you could, like it sounds like) then I'd be annoyed that he couldn't take the time to have sex with me. Guys bitch about it when their girls won't have sex with them, so the same should be true for girls. Of course, maybe you suck at sex or aren't very considerate, because I've never had a guy turn me down for sex
legojud 5
I don't blame him minecraft is awesome XD
nucklehead81 2
Well that sux. But seriously, have u ever played minecraft? Totally worth it.
Ginshioh 4
The power of Minecraft.
lindzli202 0
im a girl and i LOVE MINECRAFT. id rather play minecraft than sex.
Anon7276 0
it was needless to say, but you still said it, didn't you?
shadow134156 1
Hope any diamonds he found gave him more excitement than having sex