Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Pics or it didn't happen
Kacieem 3
At least your gma has a sense of humor!
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Comments (121)
Rainbowbright99 4
****** make-up... I could totally start that business up. If anal bleaching has a market... Vag make-up would be a sensation.
ankoku 2
Most cell phones have an "erase all" feature in the settings.. -_-'
vbmg152 19
I've said it a 1000 times, don't put anything in text or on the Internet that you wouldn't want your Grandma to see! Here's a good lesson for everyone out there!!
downtime 13
HILARITY ENSUES! Oh wait, no, those were groans of contempt. Better luck next time.
LeapOfFaith 8
When you said old cell, I pictured a jail cell
Honestly_Lainey 21
Bad advice. Not everyone likes sexting their grandma...
MissMae93 23
Two bad comments in a row? You should probably give up now.
acetheone 8
your grandma is awsome, win. YDI coz most phones have a 'clear phone memory' or 'format' option,duh...!!
linkinpark98 24
Granny knows how things are supposed to go down. I'm guessing you took her advice?
TheNinjaBacon 8
Wow your grandma knows how to text? Thats amazing!!!