Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Pics or it didn't happen
Kacieem 3
At least your gma has a sense of humor!
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Comments (121)
wlddog 14
Old people use makeup WAY different than I expected.
The_Troller 14
Why would you even say that? Now I've got the mental image...
wlddog 14
What has mentally been seen can not mentally be unseen.
TheFakeAsian 0
Good thing she sounds blind.
AyaneXx 6
Whenever giving someone an old phone always triple check everything has been deleted especially when you have nudes on it and especially when giving it to family as sometimes you can miss things, like OP did here.
MigraineurOfLife 15
That advice is like saying "I Told you so!" :P"
heyygloriaa 5
Must've been an ugly ******.
studdmuffin1990 7
Most vaginas look like ham that got stuck in a meat grinder.
swimmersrok 0
#75, i do NOT want 2 know how you know that.
hisgirlherboy 5
87- what you have never seen a ******?
studdmuffin1990 7
I just don't understand why most ppl won't accept it as the truth. Sorry ladies but it's true, time to quit lying to yourselves and realize that we would much rather see your boobs than your clam haha
ankoku 2
That's because clams were not meant to be decorative, they are meant to be eaten!
downtime 13
Tell that to all the poor clams in the ocean just trying to get by you heartless neanderthal!
TheDrunkPanda 3
88 - Birthdate is unspecified so probably 12 and only just learned the word.
FrankHotpants 31
87- don't know how you know that? Maybe because some of us aren't 13. FML should be an 18+ app.
Enslaved 38
Grandma is funny! Hopefully only your grandmother saw it and not grandpa. :O
wlddog 14
"Hey Grandma, I think someone sneezed on the phone screen".
Jessic1 5
Yeah that's not the smartest thing to do and maybe next time you should make sure you send it to the right person!
Moobug 4
That's not quite what happened... read the FML again.
dcg1375 7
Send it to the right person? Did you read the FML? She gave the entire phone to her grandmother to use. She thought she deleted the pic that she had sent to her fiancé previously (the right person) . Her GRANDMOTHER sent HER the SUPPOSED deleted pic from the phone she was BORROWING. Why bother making comments when you don't read the FML?
Pelreskovich 11
So your grandmother thought your ****** was your ugly face. Well then..
ImTheAlpha 30
Haha, yøu're funny. Nice to see funny dudes nowadays.
Pelreskovich 11
Hey thanks! ..and you're.. Um.. The Alpha?
ArmedcrackerR6 8
Next time leave the ****** monster alone.
Azula272 14
Twat shot
Swiftly 0
Dick pic
boredfishing 0
At least she didn't accuse it of looking like hers? Or offer lessons on Kegels