Today, I gave my grandparents my old cell to use since they needed an upgrade. I thought I had deleted everything until I received a text from my grandmother. It was a vagina shot I had taken for my fiancé with a message that said "You need to wear more makeup". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my grandfather a picture of me because he hasn't seen me in years. I guess I should wear makeup next time, because he sent back a heavily photoshopped and cropped version and told me how beautiful I look. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I got a text from a number I didn’t recognize saying, "Hey, cutie." Thinking it was the guy I met in a bar during a NYE party, I flirted back. Turns out, it was my grandma learning how to use her new phone. FML
Today, I found a camera someone left at our house. I looked at the pictures, and saw my grandma in a sexy outfit. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I found out that my fifty five year-old uncle had taken my phone and texted my girlfriend, saying ,"I'm his uncle, send tit pics." She did. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Idonebeenhad 17
Pics or it didn't happen
Kacieem 3
At least your gma has a sense of humor!
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Comments (121)
Jannettecooks 1
It could have been worse, she could have told you you need to wax your stache.
soupisyummy 13
So does your ****** look like a face, or does your face look like a ******? I don't know which is worse.
grapes678yourmom 1
Oh no she didn't!!!
NillaForRilla 7
Wonder if she noticed a family resemblance.
GlobalGenocide 8
I have to say... from that reply your grandma is a legend!
wlddog 14
Don't be a dick. (LoL)
musicluvr2000 11
1 point for granny
perdix 31
That's like that old joke: A guy joins a nudist colony and his parents ask him for a picture. All he has are full-length nude shots, so he cuts the top half off one and sends it to them. They get it and say, "You look well. Would you please send a picture to your grandma?". Being thrifty and considering her poor eyesight, he sends her the bottom half of the picture. She writes back, "You look well, but your haircut makes your nose look long."
taywuzhere 11
Hahahahaha I never heard that one that's greatttt lol
Beeisc00l 5
Ahaha, that's hilarious!
emILYissoocool 0
Time for a facelift.... In both places??