Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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Comments (228)
mman23 1
you could always talk about whats pissing you off instead of just being silent, tends to work better than just ignoring the person
Mark988 0
Ydi, maybe if you would shut the hell up more often it wouldn't be a big deal. And the silent treatment, really? Grow up.
duhWINNING2_fml 9
ownd
perdix 31
You'll know the punishment is not working if you catch him singing: Silent night Holy night All is calm All is bright. Also, if he tries to tell you "Whatever you do, please don't suck my dick, anything but that!" Don't go for that -- I have a US Patent on that move and I will sue for infringement.
droln4maltesers 8
As Whitney Cumming says "the silent treatment is more like a gift to your boyfriend than actual punishment." "if you want to punish him talk about everything non-stop." I'm a woman and even I agree with that!
band_geek 18
And that was exactly the article/vid I was thinkin' of when posting the comment before you. XD
mrz1177 11
Rofl...
cherryllollo 7
how many people liked his status? I know I wouldve. :)
Mickaylah 0
You Cant Just Expect Guys To Beg For You To Talk To Them.They Want They're Freedom, Aswell/: Next Time Dont Be Stubborn About Stuff
5t3ff1k4h 47
Is It Really Necessary To Talk Like This? None Of These Are Proper Pronouns.
Mickaylah 0
Yeah Its Very Neccassary Tyvm* smv:)
x_xSublime 0
It's also very stupid, and obnoxious. Capitalizing every word doesn't really get the point across any more...
Mickaylah 0
Well Not To Me.Plus Why You Guys Getting All Pissy The Way I Type?Its Really None Of Your Buisness./:
5t3ff1k4h 47
Okay, you sound like a four year old kid now. We're pointing it out because it is annoying and unattractive, and even though your comment isn't at all important, it's still in the way of the others. We're going to see it at some point. If you don't like the criticism, don't do it. There's no reason for you to be typing like that... it's pointless and stupid.
zebralover23 14
Wow, I'm sorry. He should be begging you to talk to him.
Mickaylah 0
Okay Thats Just ****** Stupid
lesuze 5
YDI for being such a child that you think "the silent treatment" is a punishment.