Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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Comments (228)
racq1999 0
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BadSuerte 0
You don't give them the silent treatment! That's rewarding them not punishing them! The silent treatment is when they are good--not bad!
toricakes 7
I wouldn't stop talking from then on. What a dick
RomanBeauty 0
Win
MeleMallory 0
So your boyfriend doesn't understand the concept if complete sentences? I guess you don't, either...
Nyc__Princess 0
If you really want to punish him. TALK ! Talk about what you had for breakfast today or tell him about your menstrual cycle , just talk. & don't stop (;
caysters 12
Lol. Silent treatment won't work. Makes them too damn happy... Or they don't care. Or they don't notice... Now the no sex treatment... Unless you're horrible in bed, great punishment! Lol.
Yourheadache 19
When I get mad at my boyfriend. I talk to him about random things, the point is dont stop talking that is a real punishment.
ohSNAPyall 27
Why didn't he post a full sentence? Did you interrupt him?
itstesshomo 2
hahha that's so good.