Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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Comments (228)
mattieberry 0
How mature... silent treatment, just how old are you?!?! Seriously, grow up.
lawprior 0
YDI for acting childish
IndridWarm 23
It's posts like this that make me glad you can vote for both FYL and YDI on the same one.
nikkij1988 0
FYI instead of the silent treatment you should have kept talking to him like nothing is wrong. Then when he's sleeping wake him up and bring it up. Then see what his fb status says. Also it depends why you did. If it was for something stupid ...... Then you deserve it!
Bebbo_fml 21
Suddenly domestic abuse has become funny. har har har
dubstepfreak123 0
This gives the exact meaning of backfiring.
hottiebody11 1
Mabey you shouldnt talk so much!
Miranda303 0
I understand where he's coming from though I have a boyfriend who never shitsup and when they do for a change its like a sigh of relief
santosromero718 1
Give her a cross and stab a stake through her dead dark heart that heathen butch.
nancyboy6040 7
Hahaha jokes on you.