Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Top comments
Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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Comments (228)
savannah14145 4
Wow he's rude, find another boyfriend. If he can't listen to you then he doesnt deserve you! Your just being yourself right?
psuedodragon 23
No, OP is just annoying, obviously because her boyfriend was relieved when she gave him the "silent treatment" Such a YDI
IrishSoulja 4
You're joking right? "He won't listen to you" you think he will listen to constant silence?
chels1994 11
yeah... why talk your problems out when you can be a child about it
iWoggle 6
I can understand his part, but both of you were kinda childish. A status? Silent treatment? ._.
Mickaylah 0
lol so true
kookookachooo 0
am I the only one who sees the humor in this? I'm a girl and i think it's hilarious (:
miZscrZee 0
LOL, that's not the ONLY TIME! The #1 is when she's giving you head!
bizarre_ftw 22
Sounds like your relationship is going well
ididntdoit1980 8
Sometimes the silent treatment is more of a gift then a punishment!!
thatFallOutguy 1
well.. at least you know you talk to much now :)
itskkkali 0
I think that it's kinda funny...
afulks78 11
What an ass
Mickaylah 0
She deserved it