Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML
Today, I got mad at my boyfriend and gave him the silent treatment. He still hasn’t noticed. It’s been four hours, and he just asked if I wanted to order pizza, assuming I was "thinking really hard about something." FML
Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his best friend of 10 years is giving him the silent treatment because he told her he's in a relationship. He's become a depressed wreck. When I asked him if he's secretly in love with her or something, he flipped a table over and told me to, "mind my own fucking business." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Today, my boyfriend had been distant for a while, didn't turn up for my birthday dinner, and gave no explanation. Turns out he was on a date that same afternoon. Two days later he announced his new "relationship" all over Facebook. When he saw I'd blocked him everywhere, he sent a "I miss you" text. Never seen anyone so audacious. FML
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
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Miss_Attitude96 24
The silent treatment never works! The guy just enjoys it, "Ah, that peaceful, noiseless girlfriend."
lylasgurgur 12
You kind of deserved it..why were you giving him the silent treatment anyway?
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Comments (228)
x_xSublime 0
You deserve it for acting like a twelve year old and giving him "the silent treatment". If you have an issue, you should talk about it like an adult. Alsoooo, it's just Facebook, there are many other things he could have done to hurt your feelings.
IntoTheClouds 42
You can dish it but can't eat it?
DocBastard 40
The silent treatment is only used by idiots who don't know how to communicate.
tippytoe_shhh 0
What's his name so I can go like it. xD
missyj0 12
You're adorable.
FMLsOhilarious 6
Haha that's hilarious :)
kristinmarie178 2
Haha the moment when you sack punch your boyfriend
iHateThisLife 10
I'd say that's a first sign of someone who'd wash their "laundry" (problems) in public. Not a smart move.
usnwife 18
I think you mean "airing your dirty laundry"
SmittyJA24 26
So ... STFU already!!
KiddNYC1O 22
Is that your twin behind you?
LullzKitteh 1
my cat does this when she's mad at me, she'll sit a few feet away with her back to me. if I walk away, she'll follow me and again sit a few feet away from me, like "ahem! I'm IGNORING YOU!"
psuedodragon 23
lol my cat does this too. Except she'll run and rub up against my leg and when I got to pet her is when she goes "Nu-uh! I'm still mad at you!" It's actually rather funny to see...
zobara 29
I like your cat!
Fooberry 9
When are women going to learn: The Silent Treatment ISN'T a punishment. It is a reward. If you really want to punish him, during his favorite show, ASK AS MANY QUESTIONS AS POSSIBLE. Do NOT shut up. Keep talking. That's an awesome punishment.