Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML
Today, I learned that my car alarm only goes off if the car is unlocked a bit forcibly. Doesn't make a sound when some prick breaks the window out in the middle of the night to steal my cd player. FML
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
Today, my car was broken into. They broke the passenger side window and took my radio system. But they didn't take the remote for it. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I replaced my car's windscreen wipers, after someone stole the last pair. After I finished, I went indoors for a drink. When I returned, the new ones had been stolen too. FML
Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
Today, I came out to find my truck window broken. They broke into my truck to yank out the stereo. It was unlocked the whole time. FML
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DameGreyWulf 1
Your thief is amusing, his theft is not. Sucks to be you, good sir.
FMLreader017 0
if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'
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Comments (78)
DameGreyWulf 1
Your thief is amusing, his theft is not. Sucks to be you, good sir.
Mc09toofine 0
this one made me giggle too!! lol i'm sorry OP!
Unregistered 0
this is what happens when women own cars
Choppybros90 0
uh...this is from a guy. that's so sterotypical of you
boredperson 0
lol, the OP is a man dumbass
HAHA_U_SUCK 0
FIRST!!!!
CarterColbie 4
Dumbass it's a man not a woman. Haha this one was funny.
winterharte 0
This actually happened to me once :O except they stole the new stereo system and all 4 new tires, they left a note that said "Pwnt!" I kid you not, I actually started busting up laughing.
catalystics 2
put a live tiger in the back of your car OP and put a note on the outside of your car that says "try again"
BoCo_fml 9
Ha!! That's too funny!!!!!
zendaddy0 0
F*CK IM ALL OUTTA QUARTERS
toqwert 0
I like this robber guy...
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Don't buy your car alarms from car thieves, unless you hate your insurance company.
crazytoaster 2
This FML is classic. And using an FM transmitter with an iPod is douchey as hell. CDs for the win mutha sucka!
Devyn333 16
fail.
Starfire22 5
Rofl!! I'm sorry op but that's hysterical!!
lolhahahahhahaaa 0
omg that's so ****** funny lol sucks to be you
FMLreader017 0
if there is finger prints and he gets caught go to him and say CHECKMATE BITCHHH!!!!'
harleyn 0
haha :)
Joeboy777 0
That REALLY sux, man. :(
dntknowaname 0
now that is a good fml
BRBICECREAMTRUCK 0
"Your CD player is in another castle"
DunHassleDuhHoff 0
^^^ THIS!!!
the_7 0
I call BS. Too many FMLs like this.
froznkhemistry 0
same here. if her thief was that skilled he should just drive off with the car.
marshmallowmouse 0
#31 - not necessarily. CD player theft - rarely gets caught. Car theft - much more serious issue, and the car is way more easily recognized. I'd totally go for the less risky yet profitable approach, and just jack the stuff *in* the car. How much skill does it take to cut wires?
hXcsoccerplaya 0
the message here is clear: we'll take your stuff if we want to