Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Hoax_fml 0
This isn't sexual harassment. The audience was just more interested in her cleavage than her topic. Ladies, if you wish to be taken seriously in a business environment, dress conservatively - the same advice goes for men as well. You will be treated according to how you choose to present yourself. If you opt to call attention to yourself with low cut blouses - or a tube top and hot pants - you will be treated with less respect. Do not expect the world to conform to your whims. Dress like a professional, be treated professionally. Dress like a *****...
mcsnelly 5
#114--Who said the OP was dressed unprofessionally?? This happens alllllll the time, even when the woman is dressed COMPLETELY appropriately!! And, no, just because someone does have some cleavage, it doesn't mean that it is in ANY way okay for men to stare at her chest!
Clorissa 0
ive been through the same thing and it is sooooo annoying!!
cdj 0
#111 - I was about to say the same thing. I honestly don't care if men think they would be flattered by this stuff, some people don't like it (And astonishingly enough there are MEN who have gone to court about sexual harassment). That's like saying some people don't mind getting punched so it's okay to punch everyone. If the situation were something where the straight men here were giving a presentation and had a gay manager who taped the entire presentation zoomed in on their crotch, they would be disgusted and throw a fit, even if the manager were an unattractive female a good portion of them would be disgusted. The point is that the OP was put in a situation where someone, or some people, that she was not attracted to were distracted by her breasts. And, if it was the manager who zoomed in the tape on her breasts, that is unwanted sexual advances, which is exactly what sexual harassment is. People who say it is no big deal don't understand how sexual advances and sexual harassment can be annoying and sometimes hindering to a work or even personal environment (under certain circumstances). Although, I don't know why everyone assumes the OP is talking about sexual harassment, she is simply saying it is annoying that men take her boobs more seriously than her words. It is annoying and no woman deserves that, keep in mind, no girl asked to have boobs or even to be born a woman. As for those who say she must have been wearing something revealing, that is the reason so many rape cases never go anywhere. Saying someone was asking to be raped or sexually harassed by dressing or looking a certain way is the most ridiculous argument anyone can make. Granted, most women dress certain ways to get noticed, it doesn't mean they want to be harassed, assaulted or raped for it. It also goes to show the mentality that it must have been the OP's fault. There are a lot of women I see who have such large chests that they are very prominent even if they do cover them fully, so assuming that she had to be wearing something revealing is again very stupid, especially judging by the mentality that seems to be running around by some of the men here (sorry to those who were respectful).
joeydboy123 0
OP, thats not a bad thing, it means you matter
mcsnelly 5
#117-you said it! #118-you're an ass, go away.
Schaden_freude 0
"When one panda sticks his willy in another panda's ear that's sexual harassment and that makes me a sad panda." -Sexual Harassment Panda
jesusjr 0
#2 said it best. #117, i got tired of reading your wall of text, boobs certainly are more interesting than what you said.
cossackkid01 0
Pics, or it didn't happen. Bear in mind, that you might be boring yet have amazing ****!
_babyxdoll 0
well at least he was paying attention to something :)