Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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AUT_student 0
Comments are amazing here....all these people saying she should be proud of her rack?? GTFO. I get ashamed to be a guy when all you get is that in response from the guys commenting. Anyway, from the sounds of the OP, "my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say", I would take the implication that the video showed some form of focusing in on the boobs. Even if everyone else talked and participated in the meeting, if the boss had the camera aimed inappropriately that's sexual harassment. One question OP, we've all assumed but, are you male or female - cause big man-boobs would be so funny, I'd be distracted laughing.
cak44 0
I cannot believe some of these comments. Happy that someone is objectifying her and not taking her seriously in the workplace? Now I don't know the circumstances but regardless of the type of top she was wearing, it's not her fault. A boss should be professional and create a workplace that is comfortable. IF her dress had been inappropriate the correct thing would have been to ask her to change into something more appropriate for work. Women have been working for years to be taken seriously in a professional environment. They shouldn't have to use their bodies to gain a promotion or higher salary or anything. If they are good enough at their jobs then thats all that should matter. Sure she should be proud of her body but the ogglers need to grow up. She was in a professional setting, apparently worked very hard on her presentation and should have been given the respect and attention to her work that she deserved. I hope I never encounter such disrespectful people in my workplace.
An0nymous_ 0
What size are we talking here?
duckpsy 2
Was he videotaping your boobs? Maybe he was just watching you at the same time so he didn't look at the camera and taped you at a wrong angle
Emwo 0
thats kind of creepy. On the plus side, at least people think you did a good job.
slicing 0
As my mother always said, boys will be boys. Next time, work in an all women or all gay environment
sunsketches 0
what the hell? Women aren't entitled to the same repsect as men i a professional environment? What's with all the comments like "nothing you say will ever be as important as your boobs!" and "guys will be guys!" I don't think men should get away with this anymore! This is so degrading I can't stand it........just ruined my night.........
Amkii 0
Yeah they are! If you're a woman with a nice rack in a company of all guys, did you HONESTLY expect them to hear a word you say?
ThisVampyricLust 0
That's sexual harassment. You should file a lawsuit.
mcsnelly 5
#'s 102 & 108, absolutely!! you both took the words right out of my mouth! I think it's sick how many people are telling her to use her body to get a promotion or to just be happy about the fact that they think she has a nice chest. And it doesn't even matter what she was wearing, that doesn't give anyone the right to just stare at her boobs! And yes, boys will be boys is just the dumb excuse guys (and, unfortunately, some girls) give themselves as an excuse to be pigs!