Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
Mnemo_fml 0
agree with 165, sexual harassment, especially if he showed that video to you.
dantheman_fml 0
really sexual harassment.... ? that shit was probably invented by ugly women who felt that they were getting the short stick when it came to working in the business environment. Then they brainwashed prettier girls into believing it was WRONG to objectify women. i dont know if this is fact but it sounds like a pretty good idea of how it happened
christopherlove 0
Your boobs will ALWAYS be more interesting than ANYTHING you have or will ever say.
Shirou 0
Your boobs probably were more interesting. Ya' gotta understand, this is the nature of men.
eastbaydad 0
Every woman goes through this. No woman is more interesting than her **** unless she has no **** and then men just stare at her ass and wish she had ****.
MagicMeds 0
duh?
Imranaziz 0
glad u learned. if u have good boobs, they are always more intersting than whatever u r saying
lazy_girl 12
don't be offended, it's not just you; boobs happen to be more interesting than anything lol
chicobear90210 0
not really appropriate behavior for at work but at least take it as a compliment.
Norther 1
unbutton a few buttons and you will be the second mamager in no time:-D