Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
that_guy01 0
agreed #2 haha. Boobs are awesome, that's no fml, that's a win.
aback 5
The people who say you should be proud and happy that your work is ignored for your breasts are the kind of people who would run around naked if they thought anybody would look. Ignore the envious bastards and bust that asshole for sexual harassment. Either that, or don't try so hard at your job. Just jump up and down in front of the boss and ask for a raise.
Mcmaster 0
Ydi for showing them in the first place.
that_guy_you_are 0
**** of GTFO.
GiannaxRevenge 0
Woah, #103 is my new hero. I was just going to say the same thing. Took the words right out of my mouth. I hate people (men) sometimes.
ztc14gk 0
YOUR A WOMAN! Understand that **** are way more interesting then work. That's why they taped you, so they can actually listen to you during the presentation then check out your boobs when ever.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
140: LAWL UR a WOMAN U deserve to be objectified!!!! This website makes it so clear how few differences there are between western "civilization" and Taliban values. Boys will be boys. Translation: children will be children. Please boys, grow the **** up already.
Authoress 0
This is definitely sexual harassment. I'd suggest getting in contact with someone if you want to pursue this case. To people who are saying things like "of course! Your boobs are more interesting than anything you had to say!" You guys are utter pigs and deplorable human beings. We have breasts, but we also have brains. We're not just a piece of meat to droll over.
vicxxx 0
did he zoom in on your boobs or the audience was staring at you boobs?
jjhawk 0
think of it like a compliment theres not much, if anything, a woman with nice boobs could talk to me about and i wouldnt be distracted and i think 54 needs more comfortable shoes, and probably better boobs