Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
YLS 0
It's definitely sexual harassment. Also, there's no such thing as ASKING FOR sexual harassment. When you're dressed a bit skimpy, yes you may be desiring that attention, but that doesn't make sexual harassment of any kind acceptable. But you can't bitch someone out if they look you over.
Everlost 0
what exactly did you expect?
Beeebop 0
This is not an FML
CPTobvious_fml 0
your manager is a d-bag, and you can probably sue.... BUT... If you are giving an important presentation.... why are you boobs hanging out? You want to be taken seriously and you are showing cleavage? Really? You don't need to wear a burka, but maybe a more conservative outfit would help.
Dhamy 0
Lmfao!
Captainfail 0
("Use it to your advantage like most attractive in professional environments do. They won't take you seriously until you're in a position of authority. Kill their young. That'll show 'em.") / || This.
ChaosChild 0
You got yourself a sexual harassment suit there. That's really unprofessional.
coocoocachizzle 0
haha the way i see it: you're obviously smart to be giving the presentation in the first place. and confident enough to think you did a good job. those are both good things. and now you can add that you have nice boobs too. theres nothing wrong with that
ztc14gk 0
I have a suggestion if you don't want guys to stare at your **** don't wear shirts that scream "HEY LOOK I HAVE NICE BOOBS!" Instead wear a large blouse that is not so revealing and no guy will give your **** a second thought. If you dress with something revealing your going to get attention so don't act like all guys are slobs cause your the parading your boobs around. You don't see guys wearing pants super tight in the crotch so we can show off our junk.
lazorzpewpew 0
This thread is full of try-hards, bigots and feminazis... Y'all need to take a chill pill. If boobs are prominent, people will notice. If the presentation is not fully engaging, people will find distractions. May be the actual presentation wasn't as interesting as she had thought. If it were me, chances are I'd just sit there dozing off and waiting for the time to run out (can't be bothered listening to presentations).