Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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dantheman_fml 0
not an FML... be happy u have nice ****
j0k32r0x 0
yes what dantheman said
jdorp 0
guys stare at boobs all the time sometimes we dont even try to it just happens your a girl you can sue anyone for sexual harassment and theyll go through with it just get your money
takemeaway10 0
Sure, her breasts are more interesting.... that still doesn't condone taping her breasts.
jimmyb00o5 0
so you have good boobs AND are oblivious...are you blonde?
NuclearWinter 0
Everybody suggesting to file a sexual harassment suit needs to grow the hell up. You are the same people who are causing a hostile work environment, making an issue to begin with. If it was female managers doing it to a males genitalia, would the same issue exist? We used to have a female co-worker who joking slapped some guys she knew on the ass, as she walked past in the corridor. One day, a male returned a slap. The girl didn't mind, but it "highly offended" another female co-worker witness. The woman who complained saw that girl slapping guys on the ass for months (a year), the first time she saw the slap returned, it was just unacceptable. To all women who are so easily offended: Get over yourself. You should be aiming for equality (which ensures both sides equal protection), not trying to see how much more protection you can rack up for your "side". Its the same with women who drool over men, but if she catches a guy checking out a girl, he is a "pig".
lovergirl9008 0
I FEEL YA, GIRL!!! and nuclearwinter - that's because usually when a guy checks out a girl, it's for sexual reasons. when girls check out guys, it's usually just being appreciative of their asthetics. meaning, girls don't go home and fantasize about that cute guy she saw on the subway while she wanks off. she thinks 'ooh, he looks good' and then moves on. it's the motives behind the action that generate that reaction.
NuclearWinter 0
That's the biggest load, lovergirl9008. My cousin used the exact same excuse, and I will tell you what I told her. When men check women out, it is not sexual. I obviously can't speak for all men... But its not like you represent 100% of the women, either. But myself as a guy, from my motives alone, it is anesthetics. All my male friends and I agree that sexual motives don't enter our heads. Its an appreciation of her physique, butt, breasts ("anesthetics" as you put it). No guy just automatically pictures her naked doing things of a sexual nature.. If thats what you have convinced yourself, you are dead wrong and I'd suggest you need more male friends. Females aren't exactly saints. I've heard a lot of female friends say when they are "admiring" guys. Even in the club a few weeks back I heard a girl (that I don't know btw) said "I wouldn't mind jumping his bones" - In relation to me! Don't make excuses to justify your sexes behavior, lovergirl9008. If girls are allowed to "admire" guys, guys can "admire" girls.
X6488 0
"and nuclearwinter - that's because usually when a guy checks out a girl, it's for sexual reasons. when girls check out guys, it's usually just being appreciative of their asthetics. meaning, girls don't go home and fantasize about that cute guy she saw on the subway while she wanks off. she thinks 'ooh, he looks good' and then moves on. it's the motives behind the action that generate that reaction." You broke the record of stupid generalizations made in a single paragraph. Just as much as a girl can simply "admire" a guy, a guy can simply "admire" a girl. Get off your high horse.
can_sympathize56 0
Why complain on a website when you could be SUING HIS ASS!