Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (184)
cossackkid01 0
So? You have a great set of sweater-puppies... embrace it!
melxox 0
i bet you got the job anyways
heyitzmeh 0
use those bewbz to get promoted! :D
FarSide 23
I have never seen one site, with so many ugly lesbians declaring it is sexual harassment. You wish some man would look at you wantonly. Listen sister, if you don't want to work there, I will hire you. If I catch you staring at my 8-hour erection bursting at the crotch, don't worry, I won't sue you for harassment. I am a very confidant, very successful, straight male.
TomFantastic 0
YDI for having ****
Hoax_fml 0
#115, You sound like a ditz. "Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind." If you don't want people to look at you, don't leave your house. If you would like to leave your house, and you are still worried about attention, dress and ACT unobtrusively. It shouldn't be a surprise that people were ignoring her words and focusing on her rack in a business meeting. Business meetings (presentations) are boring, and the topics that are discussed are also boring. Hence, she was spewing a bunch of boring bullshit and her colleagues were attempting to save their sanity by fantasizing. And she was standing in front of everyone, probably in attire that lent itself to that kind of daydreaming.
luckyyyme 0
that is perverted and creepy.
Schaden_freude 0
#126 I can't help but comment on your comment. 1. OP is apparently attractive enough to be stared at (or believe she is being stared at) and it still bothers her. 2. Would lesbians want women to ogle them more than men? 3. If you are secure why do you feel the need to tell a bunch of strangers your **** size and that you are straight? 4. Priapism is a medical emergency. If your penis is erect for more than 4 hours without release you should go to an emergency room immediately. Given (4) I'm willing to bet (3) was also an exaggeration.
Hacksaw 4
In your manager's defense, boobs _are_ pretty interesting.
Eiotlrd 0
You know you love your boobs. Would you like to be flat-chested? Thought so... Stop complaining.