Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a big presentation at work and I was feeling really confident. I'd practiced it over and over and I knew it inside out. But when I got up to speak, I realized I had left my notes at home. I ended up winging it and it was a disaster. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, I had to give presentation at work, for which I'd extensively prepared. However, as soon as I started speaking, I had a sudden panic attack and forgot everything I'd rehearsed. I stumbled through the presentation, feeling the embarrassment steadily grow in front of my colleagues. I almost passed out. FML
Today, I practiced a presentation in the work toilet mirror. When it was time to present, I accidentally repeated my “mirror pep talk” out loud: “You are powerful. You are unstoppable.” My coworkers stared like I was summoning spirits before a spreadsheet. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML
Today, I was doing a big presentation at work and got nervous. My white shirt showed massive sweat stains in the most unfortunate places, including my lower stomach, making it look like I had peed myself standing up. FML
Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
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Top comments
Ilovelife07 0
pft, you could be talking about how to turn rocks into gold and boobs would still be more interesting
agifttotearapart 0
I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment.
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Comments (184)
TunaFlavoredFing 0
If women had anything interesting to say, God wouldn't have gave them boobs.
solid2dew 6
duh
dtang 0
I wanna give u a titty fuckk. ;)
fangbanger_kitty 10
One of the top rules in speech making (and yes, a presentation is considered a speech) is to dress professionally. No "loud" colors, no pants with holes, and for a "gifted" female..no cleavage.! Boys start to get all tingly when they see breasts lmao
DarkusOmegaX 14
You don't need to show your boobs for people to think they're big.
mrphychrs 5
sexual harassment.... panda
mrphychrs 5
but in all reality all you people saying its sexual harassment are braindamaged, she's got a nice rack, people will stare, her boss videotaped her giving a presentation she never said he boss strictly taped her ****. and if everyone was staring she either had a nice sweater on or was wearing something low cut, either way women, if u wear a low cut shirt your as dumb as it gets if u don't expect people to look, cause it flaunting your **** for everyone to see, get over it, take the compliment and continue mission
rocker_chick23 27
I love when morons try to insult other people. It's you're, not your. Learn the ******* difference
JohnnyGraves 12
Get used to it, sweetie. Your boobs will always be more interesting than anything you have to say.
RyanB1993 5
Let's just hope it protects against paint decay.
The_Mr_Troll 14
It's not so much that your presentation was boring, it's just that all guys LOVE boobs. Even gay guys.
clairebeargr 8
Sexual harassment, much?