_Oblivion_
United States
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Trapped
Australia
Jerry wins again
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
mike
United States
Spooky
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
AquaKelly
Newark, United States
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Keegan O
Ouch
Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML
Anonymous
Carly Rae Jepsen
Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
xxmollyxx
Sweden
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Top comments
mspoutylips 8
Oh the irony.
StoryOfTheYear 15
19- Give 1 a break. He's a purple ostrich with an identity crisis. He's got far more important things on his mind than proper grammar.
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Comments (151)
jackrileymac 4
I always get my fingers caught in those... It hurts but they don't break...
brownbear16 0
your a rat
needsagf14 12
Hippie: "you deserved it for trying to kill an innocent creature."
Honda288 2
Maybe I'm naive but I don't think you did it right.
01fuckhead10 14
Karma is a bitch
MrEscape 2
Rat 1 You 0
lionlvr 9
You know, that's really cruel to kill them that way. Oh irony. YDI.
hoonyer 17
Rats are f*ing disgusting, bet most of those that said YDI haven't had to deal with one in their home, the second that happens out come the rat traps.
4realz226 0
It sounds difficult now to be able to type....
PinkFun1969 9
Last night I was drunk and I sat my martini glass down in the bathroom the glass stem broke and slit my finger. The blood was coming out so fast I use the glass cup to hold all the blood draining out of my finger. haha