_Oblivion_
United States
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Trapped
Australia
Jerry wins again
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
mike
United States
Spooky
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
AquaKelly
Newark, United States
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Keegan O
Ouch
Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML
Anonymous
Carly Rae Jepsen
Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
xxmollyxx
Sweden
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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mspoutylips 8
Oh the irony.
StoryOfTheYear 15
19- Give 1 a break. He's a purple ostrich with an identity crisis. He's got far more important things on his mind than proper grammar.
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tjroll1996 0
Ouch
cloudygirl5 16
Hahaha
damianfdc 0
Did that a month ago.....
WinterBlue42 22
I think it is interesting, how so many people are hating on the OP for the use of a mouse trap. This is actually one of the more humane options for killing mice. That, and regardless of what trap you use, it cannot be denied how dangerous these vermin are. Not just because they carry a ridiculous amount of diseases. They like to chew through things. . Like electrical wiring. Use your imagination. Also, OP. . FYL! That must have hurt a lot. D: