_Oblivion_
United States
Today, I fractured my finger setting up a rat trap. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Trapped
Australia
Jerry wins again
Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML
mike
United States
Spooky
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
AquaKelly
Newark, United States
Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML
Anonymous
Boise, United States
What? How? Why?
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Keegan O
Ouch
Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML
Anonymous
Carly Rae Jepsen
Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
xxmollyxx
Sweden
Today, I dropped my remote behind the bed and went to reach for it. Instead of the remote, I grabbed hold of a rat carcass that must have got in when builders were working in my bathroom several weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Today, at 9 o’clock in the morning while I was working, I made the mistake of being comfortable with a machine that literally bends and breaks steel bars. I lost my entire middle finger and the top third of my pinky and ring fingers. FML
thwack
United States
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
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mspoutylips 8
Oh the irony.
StoryOfTheYear 15
19- Give 1 a break. He's a purple ostrich with an identity crisis. He's got far more important things on his mind than proper grammar.
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Comments (151)
sushi55555 6
YDI for trying to kill a poor rat
AliCat18 12
haha RAT 1 - OP 0.
upyourzlolz 11
Do you understand the concept of karma? Apparently not.
diidiimi 10
At least you were using a trap and not poison. That stuff is so horrible!!
shazza26 1
At least you know it works effectively!
Icecream93 4
15 you have a creepy face
golfluva 0
**** off?
Okayitwasme 0
I thank God we don't have rats, snakes, poisonous spiders or any other rodents roaming around where I live. Just snow and ice half the year.
capnbzarr 43
Be glad it was a rat trap and not a bear trap; if it had been, you might have lost a hand. Another valuable lesson learned the hard way, huh?
j_cat187 20
Get a dog to eat the rats