Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
slitherbomb 0
At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…
cbaidchris 6
Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (168)
LizzJizz 16
There's lots of things worse then that....like what if it ate your dog or cat or it was a naked man humping ur grandma on ur floor or...like a chupacabra..or a gremlin..o_o
slushpup9696 12
Shit. Somebody check Narnia.
slushpup9696 12
Shit. Somebody check Narnia.
mikeysayhay 0
Oh no! Find the thhnnaakkeeeeee...
AyeeArieel 5
Who You Gonna Call ? The Exterminator!
chuckychan 8
mushroom mushrooooommmmm
itsgen 16
the snake will go to the warmest place in ur home
KennKenn 0
Hopefully, you're a parsel tongue
BelleBelle_fml 11
Well you do live in Colorado, I have family there and apparently snakes are pretty common there. Doesn't make it any less traumatising though...
ReynshineCutting 10
Ya out in the country they are everywhere. LOTS of bull snakes (which can be 4 feet long) and rattlers. I've seen both this summer. They're probably moving indoors because of all the rain.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Makes sense.
reptileguy1296 0
Bull snakes can be 7.5 ft. long, but the largest I've held is a 5 footer.... Very feisty, but harmless nonetheless.
HyphyPenguin 5
I've had it with these god damn snakes in these god damn cabinets!