Today, I found that there is nothing worse than coming home to a snake slithering across your kitchen floor. Except when it disappears into your cabinets. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to cure me of my snake phobia by buying one. When he took it out of the cage, it bit him. Now he's terrified of them too. Even worse, he dropped the snake, so it's now loose in our house. FML
Today, when I warned my guests to check the toilet for snakes, I meant it. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, my cat decided to show me just how much he loves me by bringing a live snake into my bedroom. Thanks. FML
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slitherbomb 0
At least it wasn't a naked man slithering across your kitchen floor…
cbaidchris 6
Snaaaaake, snaaaaaake, ohhhhh itttssss aaa snaaaaake...
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Comments (168)
lolxlolx3 0
Why is there a snake in your kitchen in the first place?
EmoSquirrel 7
I strongly recommend you move. Just go. Burn the house down, and go...
SweetLuna 10
My mom would kill me if my snake got lose in the house and then the dogs would kill my snake...
Sillabub 15
Been there, OP. Except it was on the floor of my bedroom. It was a rat-snake, NO idea how it got there.
BabyFaceMcKay 12
Time to move
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I would actually love to come home to that. I'd name him and he'd be my new pet.
anonymous198913 26
Burn the house!!!