Today, I found that my cats somehow managed to pull the plug of my fridge out of the socket. Several days ago. Now I have to get rid of a ton of stinking food and clean the stinking fridge. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my ex-husband left the fridge full of rotting meat in the house that I'm selling. I turned off the power to the house in March. Now the whole house stinks, and I had to have the fridge professionally removed and the kitchen cleaned because buyers are coming to look at it tomorrow. FML
Today, my roommate read an article about unplugging appliances to save on electricity. Too bad the fucking moron also unplugged the fridge. We came home to a corpse-like stench and a fridge full of moldy food. We were gone for two weeks while the sludge marinated in the California heat. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML
Today, I came down in the morning to find that my fridge died, leaving water and meat juice all over the floor. My town only has garbage pickup every other week and the last was yesterday. We're expecting a heat wave this week. FML
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
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spazz24 0
how did u not notice at an earlier time?
joshdudeha 0
how did you not notice this sooner?!!
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Comments (80)
NorfolkDude 2
YDI for owning a cat.
gutzzzz 0
YDI for not eating cold food on a regular basis?
epicwincomment 0
10 your really hot
HeretoBlame 3
First get rid of the cats and second couldn't you see that the light that turns on when you open the door wasn't working?
aRm95 0
supid cats...
yrekcaz 0
I've had a smart cat, but that's stupid. Your outlet isn't covered by the refrigerator? Lucky they didn't get shocked...
wizardsrok97 0
ydi for growing up to be a lonely person living with tons of cats... lol on the other hand ur cats=frickin awesome
NGM_47 0
was it blue?
nickerlicker123 0
Hahahah Well that really sucks.
rakume 0
kill the cat. future problem solved